GM is changing the name of its Buick Lacrosse since it found out that the name in Canada is slang for masturbation. It's the most embarassing name since the Kia Incestia.
A group of 13 old school boys were caught taking Viagra on a dare at school. The school decided against the usual punishment of spanking when the boys started begging for it.
A student at Ball State shaved her head to convince people she had cancer to try to get money from them. Her latest venture: to get "being a complete prick" officially recognized as a disability.
A 93 year old barber set a record for 81 years of haricutting. Asked for a quote on his historic accomplishment, he simply chuckled to himself and said softly, "Oh, God, I've wasted my entire life."
The latest craze to hit Germany is "Porno Kareoke." I told my ex-girlfriends all about this trend to fake orgasms in front of strangers and they all said the same thing... "What's an orgasm?"
A swedish man was arrested trying to smuggle snakes into Australia in his pants. The man gave himself away when a Boa decided to get romantic with his other trouser snake.
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