If you're trying to woo a date, you should always compliment him or her. However, you should be careful to carefully take care to choose your words carefully. Here is my helpful guide, culled from years of experience in screwing up.
WORDS TO AVOID WHILST ON A DATE
Titlicious
Pleasantly Plump
Tuna-safe
Borgninesque
Porcine
Surpsisingly stench-free
Mommy
Partial-Birth
Resistant to Infection
Jowly
Picassoesque
Turdburglar
Supersize It
The money's on the dresser
posted by opus at
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