Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Belgium Bound

Well for those of you who don't know, my mother lives in Belgium. For those of you who also don't know, I live in Los Angeles. And for those of you who are truly stupid, those two places are very, very far away.

Nevertheless, I shall attempt the impossible and travel from Los Angeles to Brussels in less than a day, using ONLY planes, taxis, and busses. It may be difficult, but dammit, I'm game.

I'll be gone for two weeks (if you're going to rock Belgium, it takes at least a week) and I'm making a pit-stop in Connecticut on the way back. So I'll be online, but I may not be posting as much as I'd like. But you can send me letters. Letters of joy. Joyous, joyous joy.

Merry Christmasakkuh, everybody!

--opus

posted by opus  at 11:04 PM

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

posted by opus  at 3:33 PM

Monday, December 15, 2003

A fascinatingly sincere page devoted to one woman's portraits of Michael Jackson. Ever wanted to see a painting of Jacko embracing a topless Meg Ryan in a field? Here's your chance.

posted by opus  at 10:55 AM

Math Problem

During his press conference this morning, a reporter asked how Bush planned to handle the record deficit he was racking up for our country (I need not point out, of course, that when entering office Bush was facing a record surplus of money). Bush's reply was circuitous at best. He tried to justify his massive spending, saying we were in a time of war (which, I might grant him, if the war was just) and that he had to use spending measures to help the economy which was in a recession (wait.. did he just admit he drove us into a recession?)

But the best was when he said that he had to lower taxes in order to stimulate the economy in order to gain money in taxes to relieve the debt. Yes, that's right: Paying less taxes means paying more taxes.

Wow, that's the same sort of thinking that makes a loser of a presidential election a winner.

--opus

posted by opus  at 9:06 AM

Sunday, December 14, 2003

A mixed-race woman says she is the late Strom Thurmon's child. From the foulest pits of hell, the late Senator replies, "No comment."

posted by opus  at 5:11 PM

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