Comedy Laughter Time!
Bush made a hillarious joke this week that is getting a lot of attention. Apparently, at a dinner, he showed a wacky slide show of him looking under furniture in the oval office, with the commentary "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!"
Oh, how we laughed. Let's take a look at some of George Bush's upcoming hillarious jokes.
"Knock Knock!" Who's there? "500 American soldiers" 500 American soldiers who? "500 American soldiers who died in Iraq becuase you said Saddam had Weapons of Mass Descruction!"
"So a priest, a rabbi, and a cleric walk into a bar. But if they consecrate a gay marriage, we're going to throw 'em in jail!"
Sorry I'm late folks... I just got advanced warning from Richard Clarke that Al Queda might use planes as weapons on September 11th... and boy are my arms tired!
You've been a great audience! Don't forget to tip your waitress... what 15% of a 4 trillion dollar defeict again?
Cue Laughter, Applause, Ousting from Office
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