Saturday, March 27, 2004

Comedy Laughter Time!

Bush made a hillarious joke this week that is getting a lot of attention. Apparently, at a dinner, he showed a wacky slide show of him looking under furniture in the oval office, with the commentary "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!"

Oh, how we laughed. Let's take a look at some of George Bush's upcoming hillarious jokes.

"Knock Knock!" Who's there? "500 American soldiers" 500 American soldiers who? "500 American soldiers who died in Iraq becuase you said Saddam had Weapons of Mass Descruction!"

Cue Laughter

"So a priest, a rabbi, and a cleric walk into a bar. But if they consecrate a gay marriage, we're going to throw 'em in jail!"

Cue Laughter

Sorry I'm late folks... I just got advanced warning from Richard Clarke that Al Queda might use planes as weapons on September 11th... and boy are my arms tired!

Cue Laughter

You've been a great audience! Don't forget to tip your waitress... what 15% of a 4 trillion dollar defeict again?

Cue Laughter, Applause, Ousting from Office


--opus

posted by opus  at 10:14 AM

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