Fashion Forward

So the other day I was wearing one of my favorite outfits; a bright yellow tie that has a bowling ball on it, as well as matching bright red & blue bowling shoes. I feel like I'm the smoothest dude in Hollywood as I make my way to the taping of the TV Show I'm writing for.

When I get there, I run into some dancers we've employed. One girl looks me up and down and says, voice dripping with disdain, "Are you dressed up for some kind of bit, or is that on purpose?"

Oh phooey. I liked the outfit.

--opus

posted by opus  at 2:04 PM