Me On TeeVee Alert!
I know not all of you are getting your reccomended daily allowance of Opus. This can cause bone wobbling and liver malaise. There's only one doctor-reccomended way to remedy this problem: Leeches. Seriously, though, you need to fire that doctor.
But if you'd like a non-bloodsucking cure, it's simple. Tune into the cable channel "SpikeTV" at 1am this Saturday Night/Sunday Morning. There is a show called "MDN" or "Mountain Dew Network" - and I will be appearing on it. Me, and a dog, and a pig, and a llama, and a duck.
Now, I am not saying the show is any good. I haven't seen it, I can't make that claim. I'm sure it's just as good as you'd expect from a comedy/variety show where all the major creative decisions were made by a giant multinational soda company. But I'm pretty sure my segment, called "Chick Magnet", is pretty funny. And it's before the first commercial, so you can go to bed if you want.
So a reminder: 1am, Spike TV, this Saturday Night/Sunday Morning. All the Opus you can eat, with none of the leeches.
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