Rejected

I'm currently working for a trivia game-show start-up thing, and they want me to write things that are edgy and funny. And then I do, and they say "That's really funny, but we have to cut it." And so there ends up being quotes like this, which was removed from the script today:

Well, I've got to make like a nearsighted Rabbi at a bris and cut this baby short!

What do you mean, that isn't going to play in middle America?


--opus

posted by opus  at 5:31 PM