Pink Robots Rebooted

A group that I've never heard of called The Kleptones took all of The Flaming Lips album "Yoshimi Vs. The Pink Robots" and remixed it with hip hop by 50 Cent, Blackalicious, Busta Rhymes, The Streets, and more. The result is brilliant bordering on genius. Download it and get your nerd-hop on.

Yoshimi Vs. The Hip Hop Robots

--opus

posted by opus  at 8:14 PM

Proof Positive My Life Is Weirder Than I Ever Thought Possible


Left to Right: Jeff "Chunk From Goonies" Cohen and myself, proposing marriage.

--opus

posted by opus  at 7:54 PM

Best. Headline. Ever.


German Dogs Get Their Own Lederhosen

posted by opus  at 12:12 PM

A Rebuttal

Regarding the post directly below this, entitled "Back To The Future" I received the following email, reprinted below in its entirety:

From: mic_shu5660@XXXXX.com
Date: June 10, 2004 11:21:04 PM PDT
Subject: NO SUBJECT

UR STORY WASRETARTED CUZ WAT IF IT WAS HIS SONS BIRTH DAY AND FORGOT

I stand corrected. Seriously. Wat if it was his sons birth day and forgot?

--opus

posted by opus  at 10:33 PM

Back To The Future

Yesterday, I'm walking down the steet, and a fella comes up to me, who looked disheveled and confused.

Guy: Excuse me...
Me: Yeah?
Guy: What day is it?
Me: What?
Guy: What is the date? What day is it?
Me: Um... June 8th, 2004.
Guy: Oh, no, no...

He then ran off in the opposite direction.

My only theory is that this guy was a time traveller. Face it, it's the only explanation that truly works.

--opus

posted by opus  at 1:38 PM

Weird, weird, weird

Poking around on the internet today, I ran across
this page about me.

This page says I have black hair, my bustline is 85 inches, and that my shoe size is 35. It also says it has naked photos of me, but I can't find any.

How my name got lumped in with a bunch of models and whatnot escapes me. But if anybody finds those naked photos, let me know.

The internet sure is weird.

--opus

posted by opus  at 1:28 PM

Will somebody please buy me all the ties on this page and then I'll love you forever.

Ok thanks.

--opus

posted by opus  at 2:01 PM