So I return to my table, and I tell everybody that I just peed next to Gareth from The Office. Being comedy nerds one and all, they are understandably excited. An hour of drinks and conversation passes. I need to pee again. John says "Say hi to Gareth while you're in there"
I go back into the bathroom. Gareth is still there!
ME: Hey, weren't you peeing when I left an hour ago.
GARETH FROM THE OFFICE: (In heavy accent) Yeah, I guess we have the same cock.
ME: (Shocked) What???
GARETH FROM THE OFFICE: Clock.
ME: Oh, Clock! With an L!
GARETH FROM THE OFFICE: (Laughing) Yeah.
ME: Oh, that makes much more sense.
(Gareth From The Office goes to leave)
GARETH FROM THE OFFICE: I'll see you next time I pee!
ME: Is an hour good for you?
GARETH FROM THE OFFICE: It's a date.
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