Every time I go buy stuff at the supermarket, I use my credit card. And each time I sign the little computer screen I think "Nobody actually reads this thing. What a silly technology. I could write anything on this."
So today, I went to Trader Joes, and at the checkout, instead of signing my name, I wrote "You Smell."
The checkout lady printed my receipt, looked at me with big, hurt eyes and said in a sad tone, "Hey! I do not!"
Oops.
posted by opus at
10:24 PM
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