Okay, fine. I was gone for a while. I didn't update my blog. I left thousands of people biting their nails, wetting their pants, holding their breath until they're positively smurfish.
But here's the thing: I have a very good excuse. There's a reason I've been gone for over a month. A perfectly reasonable explanation. And here it is: I'm a jerk.
That's my new excuse for everything. I'm sorry I was late, but you see, I'm a jerk. So it's not my fault. Sorry for running over your prized chihuahua several times, but I'm a jerk. I shouldn't have knocked over that liquor store, robeed that old lady of her only wig, and set fire to that amputee's wooden leg, but (say it with me now) I'm a jerk.
I'm a jerk. Ain't nothing you can do to stop it.
--opus
posted by opus at
10:50 AM
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