It has come to my attention that there is now an MTV show titled, simply, Yo Momma. This show draws hilarity from the fact that people like to insult each other's mothers.
For example, perhaps your mother is fat. Then, somebody might say "Yo Momma is so fat, she should talk to her doctor, because that sort of obesity can be harmful to her health."
Or your mother might be poor. Then the witty man-on-the-street might cry "Yo Momma is so poor, she needs to work on her budgeting skills and develop a savings plan to help get her out of debt."
Obviously, I am not the best at this brand of humor. You can tune into MTV to experience it for yourself. I personally am no longer allowed to watch MTV, having passed the age of 24, it is now scrambled on my cable.
Last year, upon hearing of this show, I wrote a letter to the production company (I believe it's called FezCo or something) telling them they could, for a handsome price, purchase this domain name from me. I haven't heard from them. But if anybody's interest, and you've got a ton of money burning a hole in your pocket... let me know.
Just no jokes about my Momma. She's a goddamn saint.
--opus
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