A Trucker's Dictionary.

Ah, truckers. The great unwashed, unshaven, uneducated and underappreciated nomads of our country. These unique low-class trbadors sing songs of the true America: a rambling, pointless song without a "hook" that would make it on commercial radio. But how can we appreciate their alluring siren song witouth knowing how to translate their lingo? I'd like to help you out and provide this guide to trucker lingo.



Trucker Talk


Regular Talk


Good Buddy

My Fine Chum!

Over

I am finished with this transmission.

10-40

-30

Moon Pie

A Delicious Marhsmallow Treat

Breaker Breaker

Breaker, twice.

Smokey

Burt Reynolds

The Bandit

Or maybe that's Burt Reynolds. I can never remember.

Salt

Pepper

Naked

Completely Clothed

Nyet

No

Engine

Modern invention designed to power a carriage without the propulsion of a horse. Ludicrous!

Horse

Ah, that's better.

On yer tail.

Following closely behind

On yer butt

Following even more closely behind.

Up yer butt.

Come on, now! Do we need this sort of laguage?

Shut up, fucker.

Really! There could be children listening!

Children? On a CB?

Yes. You can get those kits from Radio Shack and make them yourself.

Yeah, but nobody ever finishes those.

You're right. Fucker.