We all know of the antics of Bill Cosby and the precocious tots he interviews on national TV. But while an underdeveloped brain can be funny, a rapidly deteriorating one is just plan hillarious! In that sprit, we bring to you...

Jacob K.
"I can't east solids anymore."

Alice Q.
"If you see my children,
remind them that I'm still alive"

Johnathan P.
"Cough... cough... cough... (pause)... cough."

Ronald R.
"Who are you? Where am I? Mommy?"

Judith N.
"Please, please end my
ungodly pain."

Richard W.
"(Sound of breathing
apparatus inflating and deflating)"

David N.
"I would give everything if,
just for one moment, I could remember her face again."

Stephen S.
"(Somewhere, at the edge of hearing, a bird chirps. Life goes on.)"